[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (10/20)
~Cloud Cover by Terri :-}, Managing Editor
I believe we owe you a couple of Speeding Instinct episodes, huh? Well, here’s the first one, from Saturday, 10/20/12. We’ll add the English translation to it as soon as it’s available.
(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)
121020 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ.
Please see the English translation below. Thanks! — Stephe ^@@^
Rain and KCM’s Speeding Instinct (Saturday, 10/20/12)
English translation by: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board
[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!
[Rain] : It is nice doing things we like, and in that case, we are unaware of the passing time. Could you have so much fun with us again today?
[Rain] : Now I’m trying to play 2 songs by 2 singers, but one is good and the other is bad. (laughs) Here are Rain’s ‘It’s Raining’ and KCM’s ‘Good Bye’. (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener, “Hey’, “It has been a year since corporal ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ (Rain) was enlisted. Congratulations!”
I should stay about 8 more months here. Please wait until then. I’m planning to set the world on fire after leaving the army.
[KCM] : I’m looking forward to Rain’s future.
[KCM] : Listener ‘RainyK’, “I have a very important test next week. Please lift my spirit.”
[KCM] &[Rain] : You can do it!
[Rain] : Listener ‘Fly Shin’, “I’d like to see Rain on TV as quickly as possible. Way to go, Jung & Kang DJs!”
[KCM] : Listener ‘#9045′, “You two seem to be really close.”
We are thick as thieves as it has been a year since we ate, slept and breathed together every day.
[Rain] : How can you (KCM) tell such a direct lie? (laughs) KCM was transferred here last March 9th. (laughs)
[KCM] : At these times, I sense I’m becoming like our fellow soldier ‘private ‘Kim Kyung Hyun’ who has a tendency to oversell himself. (laughs)
[Rain] : Please don’t use other people as an excuse. (laughs)
[KCM] : Sorry. (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener ‘#9852′, “My wife and I hardly speak to each other these days. She made my favorite dish for me this morning, which melted my heart, and I began to feel sorry for her. I’m considering speaking to her before her.”
[Rain] : She is very sensible, and is the style of woman I like.
[KCM] : Listener ‘#5689′, “I traveled alone to Kyungju. I bought nice bread there.”
[Rain] : Listener ‘Jang Ji Eun’, “I’m a student who has come to Oklahoma. It’s already been a year since I left Korea. I miss my country so much.”
If you live life to the full, you’ll see good results. I expect you to keep good company and to do a lot of travel while you go abroad.
[KCM] : Listener ‘Phrase’, “I’m going to watch TV at home alone this weekend because I don’t have a boyfriend.”
[Rain] : I used to drink warm Soju containing 2 packs of green teas while eating baked sausage and salted-fermented Alaska pollack roe (명란젓) in winter whenever I went to a ski resort. Drinking warm Soju can help you go down easily.
[KCM] : Maybe I ought to try it.
[KCM] : Listener ‘#3287′, “I hate my buckteeth. I think I should wear braces to straighten my teeth.”
[Rain] : Her front teeth can turn on the charm to others. She should have confidence in herself.
[Rain] : Listener ‘#6778′, “A guy’s eyes keep meeting mine in the bus. I’m in confusion.”
In my high school days, I ever got a crush on a woman in jeans and a white t-shirt who looked like a college student, who had long straight hair, and who was holding a book in her right hand in the bus going to Gwacheon city. Also she had a good shape. If I hadn’t worn uniforms, I’d have spoken to her.
[KMC] : I think a woman looks sexy when she flicks her long hair off her face.
[Rain]: You (KCM) must be a pervert to say such a thing. (laughs)
[KCM] : Listener ‘Patissier’, “I’m a patissier who makes bread. Our store has plenty of customers today of all days. The more customers, we can earn more money, but this work is too much for me.”
You have pleasant worries.
[Rain] : Listener ‘#5673′, “I don’t care how time flies listening to the show.”
[Rain] : Listener ‘I’m Single’, “I live in China.”
KCM can show off his individual skills. (laughs) (KCM says something not being able to comprehend the words at all in China) (laughs) Listener ‘I’m Single’, “I live in China. I often feel so alone, but your voices are great comforts to me. I hope you two will keep hosting the show.”
We have to leave the army someday, so it won’t continue forever.
————-Talk with ‘Pyo Ju Yeol’ about music——————-
[Rain] : Long time no see.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : I haven’t seen you two for a long time. It seems like all of you are busy with so many things.
[Rain] : We were too busy participating in many events. It’s getting colder and colder. Whenever I diet, I’m unable to overcome my urge to eat Tteokbokki (떡볶이) and Odeng Soup (오뎅국물).
[KCM] : My favorite food is Tteokbokki or Sundae(순대).
[Rain] : Actually, KCM does look like Sundae. (laughs) ‘Pyo Ju Yeol’, what’s your favorite food?
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : I really like Odeng Soup, too. This food is more delicious to eat outside in the cold.
[Rain]: Winter reminds me of Bungeobbang (붕어빠ㅇ) including Odeng Soup, but the price of Bungeobbang has risen. (laughs)
[KCM] : Do you happen to know Kukhwabbang? (국화빵) It was really delicious. I think winter has almost arrived.
[Rain] : I’d like to see the beautiful red and yellow leaves in late fall.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : I wanted to go see the fall foliage, but I never did.
(1) ‘Jo Jang Hyuk’s ‘It’s Time For You To Still Love Somebody’.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : ‘Jo Jang Hyuk’ who enjoyed being famous in the ྖs, has released a new single album for the first time in 4 years.
[Rain] : I think he sings in a more husky voice than in the past, and he is a singer who is as great. He ever sang the theme song of a drama called ‘Change’ starring actress ‘Kim So Yoen’. I’ve been a fan of him since then.
[Rain] : Listener, “#2280′, “I’ve treasured all of Jo’s albums. The selection of music is quite good.”
[KCM] : Listener, “Boradoli’, “I feel relaxed when I listen to his music. The song lyrics are pathetically touching.”
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Listener, “#1124′, “I think he is this generation’s real singer.”
(2) ཆCm’s ‘Fine Thank You And You?’
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Many indie artists like ཆCm’ are coming up to the mainstream. ཆCm’ is back with their 2nd album. They were famous for their debut song, ‘Americano’.
[Rain] : I’ve been a fan of the band since I heard their ‘Americano’ song.
[Rain] : Listener, “#5987′, “10Cm is definitely a talented band.”
[KCM] : Listener, “Towel Man’, “Their music seems to give me fresh energy to go on.”
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Listener, “#9983′, “I’m completely enchanted by the music.”
(3) Rihanna’s Diamonds.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] :
Rihanna set a staggering record in U.S. Billboard chart, and her Diamonds hits number one on the charts. She was born in a very small island country called ‘Barbados’, and is admired as a national hero.
[Rain] : When I received a prestigious award in USA in the past, there were big banners hung around the city, Seosan in Chungchungnam-do, where I was born (laughs). I can remember what happened then.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Her heroine was Madonna. She said, “I want to be a black Madonna.”
[Rain] : But, it is too early to say so because there is Beyonce. (laughs)
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Rihanna once broke Madonna’s record by becoming the youngest singer in history by dominating the charts with her more than 20 songs.
[Rain] : Madonna is one of my favorite singers, and she seems to be second to none just now.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] & [KCM] : Me too.
[Rain] : Listener, “#9983′, “Rihanna’s voice has a very beautiful tone.”
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Healing’, “Rihanna is a great artist.”
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Listener, ‘#7877′, “I have great expectations for her future.”
[Rain] : In such a fierce competition, singer Psy’s coming second on the Billboard charts seems to be an honor in itself.
(4) Alex Clare’s Too Close.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : He has become a superstar only a year after his debut into the music industry. The major new talented artist has burst onto the music scene. He has been nicknamed “Male Adele”, and is a former realty dealer. He combines soul and electro sounds.
[Rain] : It’s already time to wrap it up. Thank you for coming in.
[Pyo Ju Yeol] : Thank you.
[KCM] : See you next week.
[Rain] : Listener, “Wrong Charm’, “We had photo albums full of family pictures, but they have been swept away from the water. Now we’re preparing photo albums again to bring back precious memories.”
[KMC] : Listener ‘#5035′, “It has been one month since I transferred to a different department. I hope I’ll adapt effortlessly to my new surroundings.”
[Rain] : Listener ‘#8932′, “I’m assuming the duties of a clinic of the day. The clinic is always crowded, but it’s quiet today for some reason. Your radio show is a great comfort to me.”
[Rain] : I can’t understand that there isn’t any patient in a clinic. (laughs)
[KCM]: Listener ‘Dumpling In A Large Size’, “My grand mom has just got a strikingly bad new haircut, but I don’t like the way I’ve done my hair. I think I should go to the hair salon to get a cool hairdo.”
My mom used to give me a haircut in my childhood. I think she looked as if she was a hairdresser.
[Rain] : Really? You don’t know when to quit. (laughs) Why are you pinching my body? (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener ‘Putsori’, “I saw some old people being given massages in their massage chairs which massage shoulders with the feeling of a live massage in a shopping mall. If I had afforded to buy them, I could have bought them to those people.”
She is very kind at heart.
————-Miss A & Mr. B————————-
[Rain] : They say that a man is a pushover for a compliment, while a woman is a pushover for an atmosphere.
[Kim So Jung] : They have one thing in common. A man is a pushover for a woman, while a man is a pushover for a woman.
[KCM ] : Let us look at psychology of men and women.
[Rain] : We have singer ‘Kim So Jung’ on today’s panel. How have you been?
[Kim So Jung] : I’ve been doing great.
[Rain] : You look more beautiful than ever.
[Kim So Jung] : Thank you.
[KCM] : Is there a memorable fan for you?
[Kim So Jung] : My current agency’s representative was the president of my fan club.
[Rain] ; He is such a nice man.
[Rain] : What else do you need to be a good singer?
[Kim So Jung] : I think singing well is very important.
[KCM] : ‘Kim So Jung’ graduated from KAIST (laughs), and when you performed at the school event, how did you feel?
[Rain] : Why in hell was the fool smiling? (to KCM) (laughs)
[KCM] : Sorry. Because a funny memory seized upon me. Recently I’m trying to generate a buzz, often using the words, “You graduated from KAIST?” (laughs)
[Rain] : We may look at rapidly declining viewing figures for this show because of KCM. (laughs)
[Kim So Jung] : Performing in front of people who know me, seems to make me feel much better.
- Story 1-
[Kim So Jung] : Listener, ‘Legendary Figure’, “Whenever my boyfriend drinks he almost goes out of his head. I think his old habit dies hard. He is normally as innocent as a lamb though.”
[Rain] : (When KCM is realistically acting as her drunken boyfriend), isn’t there anybody who has a weapon? (laughs) (That means I can’t stand the sight of KCM) I’d really like to make a mess of it! (laughs)
[Rain] : When I drink a lot, I soon fall asleep, and take a taxi home leaving my car. Next morning, my manager brings the car home or I bring it home myself.
[KCM] : They said I looked sober even after drinking heavily. Since I am well aware of that a character has a twist in his or her tongue after his or her drank so much on TV, I’ve often thought drunken people assume the likeness of those characters.
[Rain] : My junior used to cry every time he drunk when I was about to be a freshman in college, I still remember.
[KCM] : There is one more thing I want to tell you. Can I talk to you now?
[Rain] : Absolutely not! (laughs)
[Rain]: If I were in her shoes, I would not ever want to see him again. But if my future girlfriend gets ugly when she drinks, it would look very cute, but only when she doesn’t cry.
[KCM] : I don’t like such a drunken woman.
[Rain] ; Please know yourself ! (to KCM) (laughs) KCM’s mom, I love you. (laughs)
[Rain] : It’s a hard habit to break. I think she (‘Legendary Figure’) should break up with him. There is no other way than that. (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener, ‘#4508′, “If they get married, the drunken father will have a negative impact on his children. I guess she’d better break up with him.”
This is just a thing I wanted. I admit my future girl friend is fond of a dram, but I dislike her to drink so much.
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Sun Flower’, “Once you develop a bad speech habit, it is difficult to break it.
[Kim So Jung] : Listener, ‘#9875′, “If a video footage showing him becoming a bother to others in his cups, is filmed by her, he may be shamed out of his bad habits.”
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Lavin’, “I have liked her since I was young, but recently she’s got a boyfriend, which rouses my jealousy. I think it is obvious that I’m in love with her.”
[Kim So Jung] : I think he feels too sad about it.
[Rain] : If I were in his shoes, I would congratulate her on dating with her new boyfriend, but I think he has an ulterior motive.
[KCM] : I think he feels a sense of betrayal.
[KCM] : Listener, ‘#2678′, “I think she holds a special place in his heart. Please try declaring his love by gathering heart.”
[Kim So Jung] : It may be too early for him to do so. (laughs)
[Rain] : Regardless of your gender, you’re busy looking for your mate. The couple may be made in heaven like a scene from a film. I’ve heard my stomach keeping rumbling (laughs) I think I feel very hungry. (laughs)
[KCM] : Please be patient. (laughs)
[KCM] ; He could create the same situation as she caused.
[Rain] : It is time for him to self-examine himself.
[Rain] : Listener, ‘Yellow Ribbon’, “I think it’s impossible for a man and a woman to have a good relationship as friends as love and friendship exclude each other. Unrequited love is often very painful, but please just take the rough with the smooth.”
[Kim So Jung] : Listener, ‘#5577′, “I hope he’ll declare his love for her honestly. She may also love him.”
[Rain] : I think he has to let things be at present, and it seems to be never too late to make his decision after much debate.
[Kim So Jung] : Listener, ‘Cracker’, “I’ve found that my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend are still friends after checking for his phone messages in secret. I can barely conceal my disappointment.”
[Rain] : I never do such a thing. I’d rather use two cellphones. (laughs)
[Kim So Jung] : Rain is one too many for him. (laughs)
[KCM] : Rain must be a genius. (laughs)
[Rain] : Well, I meant it for a joke. He ought to get what he pays for. She needs to know more information about any of her boyfriend.
[Kim So Jung] ; By the way, a man never forgets his first love?
[Rain] : I tend to easily forget it. (laughs)
[KCM] : It was so long ago that I couldn’t remember whom I met. (laughs)
[Rain] : I think the present is the most important thing, but this does not mean that we two have girlfriends. (laughs) I’ve never gotten in touch with my old girlfriends.
[KCM] : I ever heard from my old girlfriend. (laughs)
[Rain] : I think KCM is one up on me. (laughs) Unbelievable! (laughs)
[KCM] : I used to be nice to women. (laughs)
[Rain] ; KCM, didn’t you shower gifts on them? (laugh)
[KCM] ; No, I didn’t. I was just true to them.
[Rain] : Actually, KCM is so devoted to others, not dumping them like old shoes. (laughs) Anyway, we two are the model men.
[KCM] : Anyway, I think she (listener ‘Cracker’) should make frank confession of the fact that she feels slighted because he has hidden the fact he and his ex-girlfriend are still friends.
[Rain] : If he is upset and flows into a blind rage when she makes a clean breast of it, she should break up with him. (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener, ‘#5887′, “I think she’d better pretend not to know it. She should not bring a hornet’s nest about her ears.”
But, if she finds he has talked on the phone with his ex-girlfriend several times, the situation will be past praying for.
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Pink Puppy’, “I hope her to trust him. I think she should give him a second chance.”
[Kim So Jung] : Listener, ‘#3335′, “In that same situation, it’s likely that he would be absolutely furious at having been deceived.”
[Rain] : That is a very dangerous situation as men and women’s thinking differs. He may not be able to forgive her because you men are all alike. Men are all of a piece! (laughs) She’d rather confess that she’s checked for his phone messages in coincidence.
[Rain] : Thank you ‘Kim So Jung’ for coming in today. I hope that things are not still going badly with you. See you next week. Bye!
[Kim So Jung] : Thank you. See you later then.
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Jordan’, “I am reminded of the old days every year at this time. I really miss my alumni.”
[Rain] : Is there a memorable old friend for you? (to KCM)
[KCM] : Friends who were by far the best students or who were especially good at something, ring in my heart.
[Rain] : Weren’t you one of a gang of roughs in your school days? (laughs)
[KCM]: Of course not. I was a very good student. (laughs)
[Rain] : I am doubtful of the fact. (laughs)
[KCM] : I studied hard at that time.
[Rain] : That’s why it is all you can do to do this, right? (laughs)
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Lang Lang’, “I’m retracting my high-school years. I think my high school years passed in the winking of an eye. We used to come in and out of a snack bar in my school.”
I even climbed over the wall to buy something to eat in my school days. (laughs)
[Rain] : It was the furthest thing from my mind at that time. (laughs)
[KCM] : That’s a big lie. (laughs)
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Shake’, “I’ve worked until late every night and come home completely exhausted. It is necessary to be able to console me.”
[Rain] : Singer Psy’s songs and ‘Hwang Kyu Young’ songs are strongly recommended to change her mind.
[Rain] : Listener, ‘#4820′, “I’ve plucked my eyebrows wrongly. I’m supposed to meet my boyfriend this evening. What should I do?”
Please try wearing big sun glasses! (laughs)
[KCM] : Corporal ‘Park Kyung Wook’, one of our fellow soldiers, ever shaved his head wrongly. The memory comes alive for me again.
[Rain] : Does this have anything to do with her plucking her eyebrows wrongly? (laughs)
[KCM] : I think the two incidents are remotely connected. (laughs)
[Rain] : That’s another story. You understand it? (laughs)
[Rain] : Listener, ‘#0742′, “I am in between jobs staying in my home, so I’ve gained weight and have had a more creamy complexion. So my younger brother calls me, ‘White pig!’ “
I think her brother is over-exaggerating just a little bit.
[KCM] : Listener, ‘Yellow Dog’, “A male member of a health club where I go, is in blood. He always exercises taking off his coat in front of women. I think he has an ulterior motive.”
[Rain]: I try to take off my coat or to wear a tightly sleeveless T shirt when I exercise because I can check out balance and movement of the muscles while looking at my own reflection off the full-length mirror during exercise. But, the man seems to have an ulterior motive.
[Rain] : I think the two-hour show has flown by quickly. We’ll see you again tomorrow.
[KCM] : Small gifts will be provided for ‘Cracker’, ‘Legendary Figure’, and ‘Lavin’. ‘Pink Dog’ will be presented with a book. Congratulations!
[Rain] : This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.
[KCM] : This has been ‘Kang Chang Mo’. Thank you.