[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (9/9)

— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for the next installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed! Please enjoy it. When an English translation becomes available, I’ll add it to this post. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

 120909 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ.

[ENG TRANS] 120909 #Rain & KCM The Desire to Speed radio program. Translation follows the audio edit made by Ratoka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSnYhOljB1U&feature=plcp

Source Credit: #Rain & KCM at Friends FM 96.7

English translation: 화니

Tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}

[Rain] : It can be an instinctive reaction – if it’s noon on the weekend you tune in to The Desire To Speed. Please have a good time again today by staying tuned to The Desire To Speed!

[Rain] : Personally, I like pop group ‘Asoto Union’. (after their song)

[KCM] : Me too.

[Rain] : Are you able to guess who they are? (laughs)

[KCM] : Of course, I am. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#8908′, “I’ll tune in to The Desire To Speed!”

[Rain] : New soldiers have recently been transferred to the Defense Media Agency. A PR soldier named Gyun Woo has a knack of impersonating other singers. He’s so good at doing imitations. Others can’t hold a candle to him.

[Rain] : Listener ‘The Scent of Chrysanthemum’, “I’ve colored my hair by using coffee, but consequently, my hair has been seriously damaged.”

You’d rather apply the dye on your hair, instead of coffee.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Have Courage’, “I think I’m addicted to cellphone games. I want to get out of this mess.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5575′, “Autumn is the best season for reading, but I don’t have time for books these days.”

I want to recommend a book, Carnegie’s ‘How to Stop Worrying and Start Living’, to you.

[KCM] : I want to recommend comic books to you. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, but you {haven’t} read any books recently. (laughs) Except for working, you slept all day long. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’ve been too busy working to read books.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Magnet On The Refrigerator’, “I went mountaineering with my family during my vacation. Climbing the mountain was too much like hard work.”

Actually, I’ve become accustomed to a busy lifestyle in the city so far, so I really like the lifestyle.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Look At Me’, “My toe skin is wrongly burnt after wearing flat shoes this summer, so I’m a little worried and afraid to go outside.”

[Rain] : Comfort is the most important thing when it comes to shoes.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5687′, “My friend has opened a clothes shop on an online shopping mall, but the pieces are so high that I cannot think of buying them.”

[KCM] : Long time ago, my friend overcharged me, so I was incensed.

[Rain] : KCM, you were taken in, trusting that guy.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Sundae Soup’, “I’m really envious of my friend who has had a boyfriend. The couple has even exchanged rings.”

[KCM] : But the couple may sell the rings to others after splitting up. (laughs)

[Rain] : How is that possible? (laughs) The rings deserve to be kept in evergreen remembrance no matter how they separate with each other.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3355′, “My younger cousin who is ten years younger than I am, is about as tall as I, so I’ve decided to drink more milk.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#6987′, “I want lean muscle, no flabby skin, so I try to learn how to take care of my skin.”

[Rain] : KCM, please read well!

[KCM] : Because my glasses are smeared.

[Rain] : Your glasses are clean. (laughs)

[KCM] : I think I should wear contacts. (laughs)

[Rain] : Please don’t do that! (laughs). It will be an ugly spectacle without your glasses. (laughs) {Ouch! LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘Pomegranate Juice Mania’, “When I accidentally spilled pomegranate juice on the floor at a shop, I thought the shopkeeper would give free refills to me, but she charged double prices after giving me another one.”

[KCM] : The shopkeeper is a very cold-hearted person.

[KCM] : Listener ‘High In The Sky’, “My grandma and I had a good time, posing for our photographs.”

That’s a rare sight these days.

[Rain] : I hope they will live happily.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Whale’s Sound’, “I got an old-fashioned cellphone for free from a man who is a complete stranger to me. It was very thoughtful of him to give it to me.”

[Rain] : A man of his kind is rarely to be met with.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Shopping Bag Man’, “A man who is connected with our firm, has a very unique name. He makes me just break up.”

[KCM] :A woman I knew for a long time, also has a very unique name.

[Rain] : KCM seems to be involved with too many women. (laughs)

[KCM] : Not like that! (laughs)

[Rain] : Anyway, you need to tell the truth. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Toby’, “I suffered vile abuse at a restaurant. The owner was really making me angry, but I bit my tongue.”

Whatever you do, please don’t go there again.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Water Sprinkler’, “The commute from my house to my office is too long, so I want to get a house near my office to make it easier to get to and from work. I’m a 29-year-old woman and want to become independent of my parents, but they are in serious denial about it. Should I marry to become independent of them?”

[Rain] : I think you can be independent of your parents. If so, you can ask for or accept help from the police in advance when you need it.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Heart’, “I secretly love a man working out at a health club, but I don’t know how to get the message across.”

[Rain] : The way is simple. Please wear something sexy. (laughs) {LOL! Go ahead, Hoon, keep talking… —S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9968′, “The sole of my sneaker suddenly fell off while climbing Mt. Sorak with my friend. I managed to come down the mountain.”

You need to demand a refund on unsatisfactory goods.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Curiosity’, “My hobby is collecting sticker photos, but the hobby doesn’t seem right to me somehow.”

Everyone should have something they like to do in their leisure time.

0:32:35~

[Rain] : Listener ‘Sunsundaero’, “I had my wisdom tooth pulled and don’t want to go out until the swelling goes down.”

[KCM] : When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, the effect of the anesthetic wore off earlier than expected and I felt severe pain in my chin. I know what she means.

[Rain] : Are you talking with your mouth full? (laughs)

[KCM] : What are you talking about?

[Rain] : Please don’t swallow your words! (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Black-And-White Photo’, “There is a sick bed within the enclosure of our school. I had a head injury while playing with my friends, so I had to go to the paramedic and have me checked out. I was slightly bruised but otherwise unhurt. I felt better after taking a rest.”

I had done myself a {deliberate} injury to leave early in my school days. (laughs)

[Rain] : The thought never entered my head because our school nurse was very strict to us.

[Rain] : Listener ཌྷ-Year-Old Girl’, “My elder sister have just given birth to another child, her third. Hope they will grow up healthy!”

I wish I would have a daughter, fraternal twins, and a son (laughs) {Doesn’t matter how you slice it, it always adds up to four kids in rapid succession. Bless your poor wife to be, haha! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : I wish I would have a son and a daughter.

0:37:20~ *

-”Twist” segment (Digging a little into his or her past and seeing what you find.)-

[Rain] : Welcome, Jung Joon Yil.

[KMC] : Jung Joon Yil, thank you for hosting this show for us last week. If there is one quality your fans love about you, what do you think it is?

[Jung Joon Yil]: I think they like the way I’m really normal.

[Rain] : Jung Joon Yil’s attractiveness is partly due to his tendency to view the world through hypersexual eyes. (laughs) Actually, once you get to know him, you’ll see that Jung Joon Yil is a genuine person and is very popular among women for his good manners. (laughs)

[Rain] : Who is the star of the day?

[Jung Joon Yil]: I’ll try to introduce singer Psy who is currently popular all over the world. Psy’s real name is Park Jae Sang and was born on December 31, 1977. He has B blood type and belongs to YG Entertainment. His unique and highly individual style of singing and dancing are loved by numerous people around the world. Recently, his concert was on air through MBC TV, and the TV program won popular acclaim and high ratings (7%).

[Rain] : My concert scored around 12% in audience ratings.

[KMC]& [Jung Joon Yil]: Wow! (laughs)

[Rain] : Psy’s concert always has a lot to see, and he has played over a lot of concerts. However, I’m confident no one matches me in performance. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil]: Psy can play the drum and clarinet, not to speak of singing. Psy is confident he is so sexy. (laughs) When he performs, they say it is an ugly spectacle. (laughs)

[Rain] : I agree with you. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : Psy has a lot of lard around his waistline even though he is a singer. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM looks exactly the same as Psy does. (laughs) Just look at the rolls of fat on KCM’s belly. (laughs) {Ouch! ROFL! – S. ^@@^}

[KMC] : I know Rain has gained weight recently. (laughs) {Oh, ouch right back! LMAO! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : KCM is wrong about me. I’ve had gained some weight, but I don’t think it’s that serious. If my fans bring me food, please give me food to help my diet. (laughs) {We’re going to continue feeding your starving butt and loading you up with goodies, so that you’re not skulking around DEMA with a frown on your face! – S. ^@@^}

[Jung Joon Yil] : Psy had topped a survey of the star most university women would like to date with. (laughs)

[Rain] : He deserves a reward for going through many hardships in his life.

[Jung Joon Yil] : Psy has the potential to become a top star as he has tried many different musical genres.

[Rain] : Not only does his new song ‘Gangnam Style’ reach number 1 on nearly all the music charts in Korea, but it is also popular all over the world.

[Jung Joon Yil] : Recently Psy even performed at the MTV Video Music Awards.

[Rain] : I attended the MTV Video Music Awards in 2005, but I think he has enjoyed remarkable success.

[Jung Joon Yil] : Psy has also formed a partnership with a huge agency in USA.

[Rain] : This calls for a definite celebration. It’s time to wrap it up. Jung Joon Yil won’t appear on this show due to his vacation next week, so somebody will come here on Jung Joon Yil’s behalf.

Jung Joon Yil, let’s meet the week after next.

[Jung Joon Yil] : I’ll see you then.

[KCM] : Thank you, Jung Joon Yil.

[Rain] : The temperature is fluctuating a lot recently, so I’m suffering from allergic rhinitis symptoms. Please be careful not to catch a cold.

[KCM] : Small gifts will be provided for listener ‘High In The Sky’, ‘Shopping Bag Man’, and ‘Water Sprinkler’.

[Rain]: This has been Rain, and…

[KCM] : This has been KCM. Thank you!

[Rain]: Thank you!

END

Cloud Unite note: *As you listen to the audio, you will note that things have not been translated verbatim (word for word). We are fortunate, however, to have 화니 translating for Clouds! It would be so sad to miss Rain’s humor, wisdom or news of him because of a language barrier.

{Stephe note: I absolutely agree with the above. We are extremely blessed to have화니 translating all the things that she does, for the little thanks that she gets, and with no reimbursement, out of the goodness of her heart. She does a heck of a lot of work that everyone simply gets to sit back and enjoy. I can only hope she knows how grateful we are to have her. Verbatim transcripts take a LOT longer to do (I’ve been paid for doing those.) These translations are more than enough and are all we need. Thank you, 화니 ! ^@@^}

~ by Cloud USA on September 9, 2012.